A friend sent me this about boy children. I laughed so much I almost cried. Perhaps growing up in an overwhelmingly female household and then having a boy does that to you ?
A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR’s do not eject “PB & J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
[If anyone has the brilliant photos from this circular, please send them to me. I was having a slow brain day and deleted them ! ]
UPDATE: Another friend found them and sent them to me. Thank you! Here’s one that made me laugh because my kid did this too.
Cool!!!! But where can I buy Clorox?
And irons make passable toasted sandwiches, if you’re interested.
thank you for this. I needed a good laugh.
That is too funny. I guess I better watch out for boys!
this is very dangerous. it would not be funny if the door shut.
Many fridges in greece do not have the safety devices necessary to keep children out of fridges.
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