SAD SEARCHES 4
Published by deviousdiva April 29th, 2006 in Personal.It's the weekend and we lucky people in Greece get a three day holiday because May Day is tacked on the end. Yeah. So here's the sad search for the month of April. In categories this time.
YOU LOT NEED HELP
nazi great gatherings (There's no such thing as a great nazi gathering)
Neo Nazi Rock Music (It's not music. It's hate)
neo-nazi groups right to assemble (Not in my book. See here)
neo nazi statistics (There's too many of you)
YOU LOT ARE SICK
old dirty grannies from europe (???!!!)
diva porno x 2 (you came to the wrong place, idiot)
greece porn (sadly, there's a lot of it)
hardcore child (you need to be reported)
girls with their legs open (get a life)
cyprus porno (again. there's a lot it)
Aside: For Loxias. I got Minsk nude women this month. (sigh)
YOU LOT ARE RACISTS
darkies in high heels (if I ever wore high heels…watch out)
gypos racist (no. You are a racist)
nigerian immigrants are bad (No. You are a racist)
gypsies are evil x 2 (No. You are a racist)
WHERE I TRY AND ANSWER YOUR QUERIES
where can i find the skinniest women (in Hollywood or in hospital perhaps)
is Karamanlis gay? (does it matter?)
what do people in helsinki do for fun ( the same as people anywhere else?)
products i miss from my country (don't get me started…again)
someone will want me (I'm sure they will)
how do teens feel about their appearance (mostly crap if memory serves me correctly)
outrageous comments about feminism (You'd be surprised how many there are)
Does my haughtiness offend you (depends what you're being haughty about)
why are gays banned from the army (because the army is ignorant)
country of asylum (Not here in Greece)
Mum Is the best housewife I have ever met (Your poor mum)
iran vibrator laws (answers anyone?)
my fat bitchy wife (Get a life)
my vagina blog (Have you got one?)
THE GOOD ONES
leave in conditioner for mixed race hair (I use the one from body shop)
Hair in my eyes (Annoying)
teardrops in my hair (Very poetic)
so deep in my heart so hard on my mind (Also very poetic)
Does my sassiness upset you? (Not at all. I love sassy)
marks and spencer in greece (Yes, but no teabags. See tea-bagged comment)
i would not trade my race (nor would I)
wonderful womans (Oh yes)
i am not my hair (no you're not but… see link beside the tea-bagged comment)
troll fun games (How about Diss a Troll? See here)
My favorite this month
what does tea-bagged mean? (I'm gonna regret writing this, aren't I?)
Hahahahaha!
By the way, we must avoid using the word ‘Minsk’ in the future…
My favourite:
iran vibrator laws
does my sassiness upset you?
Lol, too funny. You were bound to end up with teabag searches. You should explain it so they get the answer AND learn a little bit about human rights issues in Greece!
Iran vibrator laws is something. Would there be laws? I guess there are laws for everything! My good ol’ home state of Tennessee was going to make dildos illegal, but then they didn’t, thank goodness, so I guess anything is possible.
Funny thing is melusina I have no idea what tea-bagged means! Perhaps it means finding yourself in a country where your love of tea takes on monumental proportions and leads to you write a rambling post about your search for the elusive bag! As in “I’ve been tea-bagged”
man, you have a lot of good searches!!!!
mine would never make a great post like this as mine focus almost exclusivelly on women and animals if you know what i mean (won’t use the graphic words). I don’t have any clue how this happens, as i rarely discuss animals of any nature on my site, but i get about 50-60 hits a month looking for that.
i wish i had more varied searches like you do!!!
Lol, I could explain to you what teabagging means but I don’t know if you want to hear it!
(it’s a sexual thing, obviously)
Good grief, I’m SO naive. I googled it and I have to say I prefer my definition! Most unpleasant. IMO.
Wow, that “leave-in conditioner for mixed race hair” might have been me.